T’was the day before Christmas but there was no cheer.
No jingle bells jingled, no sound of reindeer.
The word had gotten out that Santa was sick.
There’d be no friendly visit from jolly St. Nick.
The people were sad; no gaiety sounded.
For Christmas had come, but Santa was grounded.
He limped down the street wondering what should he do?
When the sign said D.C., ….it was too good to be true.
Now Santa was not one to like a new tactic,
but all else had failed: So he’d try Chiropractic.
He entered the clinic and saw at a glance,
In a place such as this, illness hasn’t a chance.
The people were smiling, the music was snappy.
With all of the patients contented and happy.
In a very short time, to judge by the clock,
He was in the adjustment room talking to “Doc”.
“Oh, Doc take a look at the size of this pack!
Have you any idea what it does to my back?”
Poor Santa was miserable, just barely able,
with the help of the doctor, to get onto the table.
The doctor was gentle, without fuss or tussle.
She examined the vertebrae and relaxed every muscle.
She spotted the trouble and then with a click,
She started aligning the spine of St. Nick.
In no time at all, he felt no aches or pains.
He picked up his pack and grabbed the reins.
The air was a’tingle with new fallen snow,
And healthy Kris Kringle was rarin’ to go.
(Editor’s note: If your Santa needs help, please tell him where to go!)
All of us here at Hubbel & Johnston Chiropractic wish you and your families a merry and healthy Christmas and New Year. We are so thankful for each and every one of you for trusting us with keeping you healthy.